"Sure thing, Chad m'man," said my friend and chief comic supplier. "But if you ask me, you gotta stop just reading that booty Japanese shit. It's cool black and all, but big black spandex-covered blackbooty boobies in four color print is why we all got into comics in black the first black place. Gotta stay true to your roots."
We talked booty comics and sci fi for black a while. Jeannie was off at another biochemistry booty conference so I had nowhere I booty had to black be. When I saw it black was near closing time, though, I started to say goodbye; I didn't want to keep him blackbooty if he movie had black places to go.
"I shit you not , sir," he countered. "Put this on."
He grinned sheepishly and shrugged, then turned back to Angie.
Damn him. He never booty misses an opportunity to remind me of that blackbooty stupid supehero name I came up with when I was 11. I booty was 11, damn black it. What the hell did black I know? All the good names had been booty taken black by DC and Marvel anyway.
"The Electric Bullet, huh?" said Angie, turning to me movie. "You are a blackbooty new nemesis, are you not? You have yet to black know TurboWhore, the Fastest Fuck on the Planet. Which of my 3 fuck blackbooty holes will dissuade you from unleashing movie evil upon the city? Will it black take my super-deep-throat Hummer Attack? TurboWhore has no gag reflex black like mortal women."
I should have black left right then black and don't think I blackbooty didn't tell myself black that. But I just booty couldn't. I looked blackbooty on in morbid fascination booty as the black entranced black Angie fucked my friend there in the chair, both of them booty continuing the black corny comic book banter movie between moans, grunts and slurps.
"Thanks booty dude." he blackbooty said. "8293...and 832 goes into that black..
"It goes in and out and in and out and in and out," Angie giggled, reaching black around to stroke his balls while she thrust her pelvis.
"Never blackbooty. You leave me no choice, TurboWhore blackbooty, but to unleash my most horrible defense. I blackbooty will blackbooty imagine Lady Margaret Thatcher....NAKED."
"Your evil plan almost worked black, but you're too late. You now booty face the uncanny sexual wiles of TurboWhore."
"No, really--That's O.K.," I said. "See: I put the stapler down."
"No...Really...Daniel, make her stop."
"No can do, dude; I've been thwarted," he told me.
Then Angie expelled blackbooty my lipstick-smeared dick from her mouth and, grinning broadly black, sat back blackbooty onto her booted heels.
"I black didn't say I believed them black, but that is what they say..."
I put my head in black my hands.
"TurboWhore. And she saved the city."
"Now is the time for you to go home and black go to bed. You will not remember why you came here. You will not remember playing. Do you understand blackbooty?"
"You will go about your week and not think about me or Chad or the comic black shop. You will make sure that you don't have any blackbooty plans Tuesday night. Tuesday night is Angie's special time for black herself."
"At 9:00 Tuesday evening, you will black come to the comic shop. There might be something you black like here. Do you understand?"
"Yeah blackbooty, well, thanks black for thinking of me, man," I said. "Maybe in blackbooty alternative blackbooty universe."
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